NinjaHobo Presents:

Introduction So why was this guy created? As if that weren’t evident enough already, here goes: to help the non-athlete (that being a guy who doesn’t exercise at all or does so infrequently/inconsistently). I am one of those guys. For most of the year, I’m pretty good about keeping up with exercising. It’s not always easy to do in such a fast-paced life. What you’re about to read in this guide is not the wisdom of some trained fitness guru. You’re going to see how…

Shots from Suicide Squad in Toronto – Will Leto Rock It As The Joker?

Toronto’s a steaming pit of collective angst and frustration. High taxes, shitty infrastructure…and traffic so bad, that once you’re stuck in it, you’ll feel like you got demoted to hell. There is a small something lately that’s managed to justify some of this hellish traffic: Suicide Squad. Here are a few pics to show you what the people of downtown Toronto are seeing these days: Now, about Jared Leto as the Joker… I’m really on the fence here. I loved Leto in Requiem For A…

Is getting laid abroad easier? [the inside scoop]

Yup, what you heard is true…getting laid abroad is far easier than it is on the homefront. I wasn’t even going to bother wasting time building up to the answer. Being different gets you attention. It’s as simple as that. I believe everyone should broaden their horizons with travel and if I have to bribe you with the promise of easy lays, I will…so here goes! What exactly makes bumpin’s easier on foreign shores? 1) You’re a foreign novelty. The color of your skin alone…

Turn writing into a business in 279 days (even if you don’t write)

Yesterday, I brought up Chris Guillebeau’s book, The $100 Startup. I have tremendous respect for Chris’s work and as a result, I see no reason to bring up a piece of work of his that is …gratis. Yup, no cost. It’s the recipe Chris used to turn his writing into a business that helped finance his world travels (Bet you thought that shit died with Hemingway and the beats, didntcha?) He calls it 279 Days to Overnight Success and you can download it here. Writing…

How to Pick Up Starbucks Baristas – The Comprehensive Field Guide

How to get that “Untouchable” Starbucks barista obsessed with you You’re about to find out why Starbucks baristas are the largest pool of untouched pick-up prospects Thanks to this specific group of babes, I snapped the most brutal sex-less streak of my life What’s up Dude, We both know why you’re here: You want to hook up with your favorite Starbuck barista (or a few)… …and need the keys to the system that’ll show you exactly how to do it. Bingo, partner – you’re here….

The Most Chilling Image You’ll See In A Long Time

Pic: Philippe Lopez / AFP When I logged on to the local paper this morning, this image was the first thing to jump out at me and I still can’t believe how chilling it is. In the event that you can’t place the location, it’s Nepal and if you couldn’t wrap your mind around how severe the quake was, that desnse swirl of buzzards should give you a pretty clear indication.

Anti-Uber Monkey Men VS. Batman (Twerpy Little Bitch Version)

I’d like to thank to Zack Snyder for turning Batman into a twerpy little bitch. No seriously, what did we expect? He hired Ben “Mallrats” Affleck to incarnate the Dark Knight, and long before this trailer was supposedly “leaked” (more on that in a second), set pics showed us that they were going back to the Michael Keaton-era Batsuit loaded with fake muscles. Maybe we just got spoiled by the fact that Christian Bale actually hit the gym to get the body we’d expect from…

Better Call Saul Bingo Season 1 Review

SPOILER ALERTS: All reviews of Better Call Saul most likely contain spoilers, so do not read if you haven’t watched the episode. I still can’t believe how many doubters I heard piping up that Better Call Saul would stumble to find its momentum upon it’s debut, but we’re less than 10 episodes into this new series and it seems to be flying quite well so far. I’m loving the new characters and the previous episode, Five-O,  which gave us a very grim look at Mike’s…