Molly Schuyler vs The Big Texan 72 oz steak challenge x 2 Thought the Original Simpsons Episodes Were Bad? She’d Do What?!
Eve of Destruction
Tranny or not a tranny, that is the question. <<< Is this little number 100%…or a tranny? This past week, the LGBT celebrated itself and I took that opportunity to torture one of my co-workers. Tormenting someone for the sexual persuasion is rather distasteful conduct. However, tormenting someone based on their disgust over the sexual proclivities of others is clearly ok. My target was Nelson, and my goal was simple – to completely destabilize him until he could no longer appreciate the beauty of any…
If you could write for The Walking Dead
I won’t drop any spoilers on you, but let it be known that I’m already writhing and shaking like a hopeless dope fiend. This past Sunday saw the mid-season finale of Walking Dead and once again we’re saddled with open loops that equal endless internet speculation. Now, THAT is the effect of tight writing. I’m not going to spend too much time on this today, but I’ll leave you with the one-two punch that makes the Walking Dead work. The Jab: the hardest part of…
Anti-Uber Monkey Men VS. Batman (Twerpy Little Bitch Version)
I’d like to thank to Zack Snyder for turning Batman into a twerpy little bitch. No seriously, what did we expect? He hired Ben “Mallrats” Affleck to incarnate the Dark Knight, and long before this trailer was supposedly “leaked” (more on that in a second), set pics showed us that they were going back to the Michael Keaton-era Batsuit loaded with fake muscles. Maybe we just got spoiled by the fact that Christian Bale actually hit the gym to get the body we’d expect from…
RE: Terrorism – Telling Apologists to Go Fuck Themselves
In a society where the vast majority of our population is very dimwitted, there are many aspect of everyday life that define retardation in a number of ways: Holding up the grocery line because the cashier accidentally shorted you on 40 cents (time to get a real job, losers) Being a fan of American Idol Sneezing / coughing without covering up the spray But nothing (and I mean NOTHING) defines retardation like harming and suppressing other humans in the name of some rigid dogma that…