When I was a kid, I used to collect music videos on shitloads of VHS tapes.

Yeah, I know.

Anyhow, as I grew out of the MTV phase, my interest in music videos waned very quickly.

Let’s face it.

Most of these fucking things are vain exercises in blowing up some wanker’s razor-thin ego, promoting big-label liquor and teaching an entire generation of kids who are already hopeless mouth-breathers to become even bigger douchebags than they already are.

Thank you music industry, thank you.

Then the other day, while I work, I needed a jolt of music to bring me awake and chose to go with Big Data’s song Dangerous.

Usually, I just cue these things up on Youtube then switch to another tab, but this video got my attention in a big way.

No self-inflating douchery.

No posturing.

Just a really odd, yet intriguing video featuring hot chicks engaging in extreme random violence, set to a backdrop of a product launch presentation.

Why are you still reading this – fucking watch it already!