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I knew Donald Trump Would Run A Year Ago…Because He Tried To Sue Me Over It

I knew for a fact that Donald Trump was running for president at this time last year. I became aware of this fact because he was trying to sue me over my ownership of the domain Trump2016.com. Just a little further below are links to the legal notice he sent me. It was a moment I both dreaded and anticipated at the same time. This piece is both an unofficial how-to when dealing with any lawsuits that infringe on trademarks (though speaking to a lawyer…

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Blood & Babes – it’s an easy sell

When I was a kid, I used to collect music videos on shitloads of VHS tapes. Yeah, I know. Anyhow, as I grew out of the MTV phase, my interest in music videos waned very quickly. Let’s face it. Most of these fucking things are vain exercises in blowing up some wanker’s razor-thin ego, promoting big-label liquor and teaching an entire generation of kids who are already hopeless mouth-breathers to become even bigger douchebags than they already are. Thank you music industry, thank you. Then…

Getting paid to love on BBWs (#nogiggolo)

So the other day, my editor asked me to write some copy for a BBW dating website. In the event that you’re not in the know, BBW stands for Big Beautiful Women. So I gets to ogle pics of hot plump babes and write the copy that will lure men with a yen for curvy lovelies to become members of a dating site. Wanna take a peek at my source material? OK. Here are a few of the hottest BBWs to inspire my copywriting: OK,…

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Eve of Destruction

Tranny or not a tranny, that is the question. <<< Is this little number 100%…or a tranny? This past week, the LGBT celebrated itself and I took that opportunity to torture one of my co-workers. Tormenting someone for the sexual persuasion is rather distasteful conduct. However, tormenting someone based on their disgust over the sexual proclivities of others is clearly ok. My target was Nelson, and my goal was simple – to completely destabilize him until he could no longer appreciate the beauty of any…

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If you could write for The Walking Dead

I won’t drop any spoilers on you, but let it be known that I’m already writhing and shaking like a hopeless dope fiend. This past Sunday saw the mid-season finale of Walking Dead and once again we’re saddled with open loops that equal endless internet speculation. Now, THAT is the effect of tight writing. I’m not going to spend too much time on this today, but I’ll leave you with the one-two punch that makes the Walking Dead work. The Jab: the hardest part of…

NinjaHobo Presents:

Introduction So why was this guy created? As if that weren’t evident enough already, here goes: to help the non-athlete (that being a guy who doesn’t exercise at all or does so infrequently/inconsistently). I am one of those guys. For most of the year, I’m pretty good about keeping up with exercising. It’s not always easy to do in such a fast-paced life. What you’re about to read in this guide is not the wisdom of some trained fitness guru. You’re going to see how…

Shots from Suicide Squad in Toronto – Will Leto Rock It As The Joker?

Toronto’s a steaming pit of collective angst and frustration. High taxes, shitty infrastructure…and traffic so bad, that once you’re stuck in it, you’ll feel like you got demoted to hell. There is a small something lately that’s managed to justify some of this hellish traffic: Suicide Squad. Here are a few pics to show you what the people of downtown Toronto are seeing these days: Now, about Jared Leto as the Joker… I’m really on the fence here. I loved Leto in Requiem For A…