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Getting paid to love on BBWs (#nogiggolo)

So the other day, my editor asked me to write some copy for a BBW dating website. In the event that you’re not in the know, BBW stands for Big Beautiful Women. So I gets to ogle pics of hot plump babes and write the copy that will lure men with a yen for curvy lovelies to become members of a dating site. Wanna take a peek at my source material? OK. Here are a few of the hottest BBWs to inspire my copywriting: OK,…

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Eve of Destruction

Tranny or not a tranny, that is the question. <<< Is this little number 100%…or a tranny? This past week, the LGBT celebrated itself and I took that opportunity to torture one of my co-workers. Tormenting someone for the sexual persuasion is rather distasteful conduct. However, tormenting someone based on their disgust over the sexual proclivities of others is clearly ok. My target was Nelson, and my goal was simple – to completely destabilize him until he could no longer appreciate the beauty of any…

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If you could write for The Walking Dead

I won’t drop any spoilers on you, but let it be known that I’m already writhing and shaking like a hopeless dope fiend. This past Sunday saw the mid-season finale of Walking Dead and once again we’re saddled with open loops that equal endless internet speculation. Now, THAT is the effect of tight writing. I’m not going to spend too much time on this today, but I’ll leave you with the one-two punch that makes the Walking Dead work. The Jab: the hardest part of…

NinjaHobo Presents:

Introduction So why was this guy created? As if that weren’t evident enough already, here goes: to help the non-athlete (that being a guy who doesn’t exercise at all or does so infrequently/inconsistently). I am one of those guys. For most of the year, I’m pretty good about keeping up with exercising. It’s not always easy to do in such a fast-paced life. What you’re about to read in this guide is not the wisdom of some trained fitness guru. You’re going to see how…

Shots from Suicide Squad in Toronto – Will Leto Rock It As The Joker?

Toronto’s a steaming pit of collective angst and frustration. High taxes, shitty infrastructure…and traffic so bad, that once you’re stuck in it, you’ll feel like you got demoted to hell. There is a small something lately that’s managed to justify some of this hellish traffic: Suicide Squad. Here are a few pics to show you what the people of downtown Toronto are seeing these days: Now, about Jared Leto as the Joker… I’m really on the fence here. I loved Leto in Requiem For A…

Is getting laid abroad easier? [the inside scoop]

Yup, what you heard is true…getting laid abroad is far easier than it is on the homefront. I wasn’t even going to bother wasting time building up to the answer. Being different gets you attention. It’s as simple as that. I believe everyone should broaden their horizons with travel and if I have to bribe you with the promise of easy lays, I will…so here goes! What exactly makes bumpin’s easier on foreign shores? 1) You’re a foreign novelty. The color of your skin alone…

Turn writing into a business in 279 days (even if you don’t write)

Yesterday, I brought up Chris Guillebeau’s book, The $100 Startup. I have tremendous respect for Chris’s work and as a result, I see no reason to bring up a piece of work of his that is …gratis. Yup, no cost. It’s the recipe Chris used to turn his writing into a business that helped finance his world travels (Bet you thought that shit died with Hemingway and the beats, didntcha?) He calls it 279 Days to Overnight Success and you can download it here. Writing…